Going on live television and asking the love of your life for her hand in marriage can be a nerve-racking experience. There’s always the chance of rejection in front of, oh you know, the entire country. Or, she could say yes in the moment and tell you you’re an idiot later. Well on The? Ellen DeGeneres Show, there are no unhappy endings, even for poor Jacob Waterdale who got down on one knee only to be rejected in front of hundreds of gays and housewives. See the hilariously heart-wrenching clip after the jump.