Sweet Dreams are Made of a $47,000 Carriage Bed

Impossible, for a plain yellow pumpkin to become a golden carriage. Impossible, for a grown-ass lady to sleep in a five figure children’s bed. And you know how the rest of the song goes. At the stroke of midnight, Cinderella’s $47,000 carriage bed turns back into the boring, grown-up mattress she’s used to until the prince marries her and she sleeps on a bed of golden pence the rest of her existence. I don’t care that this beautiful Fantasy Coach bed comes from a website called Posh Tots - I want it and I want it now.

If the glass slipper fits, wear it. If you don’t mind slumbering in the fetal position, get this Fantasy Coach for $47,000 at PoshTots.com.