Sh*t Maybelline Says, Taking It (Back) to the Creek and Roberto Cavalli Ran Out of F*cks to Give

- Ah, the future. Hopefully New York will legalize, or at least decriminalize, marijuana so we can get these badass weed vending machines. [MSN]

Megan Fox is preggers with her first child thanks to 90210 alum/perennial hottie Brian Austin Green. I guess a naked pregnant photoshoot is  pretty much inevitable at this point. [E!]

- Charlotte Free is the new face of Maybelline, as announced in this brillz video by the bearded mastermind behind Shit Fashion Girls Say, otherwise known as P’Trique and featuring fashion folk like Betsey Johnson and Derek Blasberg. Video after the jump! [Huff Po]

- Kendall and Kylie Jenner, the gorgeous and leggy saving graces of the otherwise intolerable Kardashian klan, have landed contributor positions at Seventeen. [Fashionista]

Michelle Williams says she’s totally up for a Dawson’s Creek reunion and since she’s really the only one with a career — though Don’t Trust the B in Apt 23 is kind of amazing — Pacey, Joey and the Beek should just paddle their way back to The CW. [Vulture]

- Flame-haired designer Sonia Rykiel reveals her battle with Parkinson’s disease over the last 15 years in her new book, N’oubliez pas que je joue (Don’t Forget It’s a Game). [WWD]

- Though the fashion industry has no qualms over its love of Barack (and Michelle) Obama, there are those who are throwing their monetary weight behind Mitt Romney, including Guess CEO/Gucci lover Paul Marciano. [Jezebel]

- Roberto Cavalli has jumped on the Rihanna train and has officially stopped giving a fuck. The outspoken designer took to his Twitter to shit on French fashion, continue to take a dump on Anna Wintour and praise Marc Jacobs while defecating on Louis Vuitton. I’m pretty sure this is EXACTLY for what social media was intended. [Styleite]