Porn, Pregnancy, & Mason’s New Mullet: Top Ten Highlights from Kourtney & Kim Take New York

Some people love them, most people hate them, and we are shamelessly proud of how entertained we are by them. ? That’s right, it’s another Top Ten Recap of Kourtney & Kim Take New York. ? Always fans of taking things to the next level, this week we’ve scaled the walls of the Gansevoort Park Hotel (the Kardashian NYC retreat) to watch this week’s episode. ? Here’s what we learned.

Porn, Pregnancy, & Masons New Mullet: Top Ten Highlights from Kourtney & Kim Take New York
 

1. Mason got a mullet. ? Kourtney and Scott must be jealous that Baby Mase has stolen the spotlight and are trying to sabotage him with the horrible haircut. ? Boom, doesn’t matter, he totally rocks it.

2. Kim stole Kourtney’s signature ballerina bun. ? This is just shaking up my world.

3. Kourtney discovers Scott’s porn stash. He defends himself by saying he watches classy porn and it’s not “weird stuff” like “horses banging anybody”.

4. Kim has the baby talk with Kris, Kris reacts as if he’s not sure how babies are made.

5. Kris makes a dinner reservation under the name “Oliver Clothesoff”. ? Perverted 5th grade joke? Check. Kris you’re totally ready to be a dad.

6. Kris Jenner and Hoda Kotb bust out Scott for not being married yet. Scott actually handles it well and compliments Kris on her job. ? 5 points Disick.

7. Bombshell! We’ve been waiting for this quote all season: ? ”By the time you have kids and they’re in school and all that, no one will probably care about you”. aka “your career isn’t real”. ? Kris finally states what the rest of America is thinking.

8. Hump rocks a double deep V neck. He’s just picking up points in my book left and right.

9. The Angela Martini cameo as Kourtney’s threesome potential #winning

10. Kim takes a bubble bath with full hair & makeup, she’s just like the rest of us! Relatability is why we watch this show week after week.

Any questions or tips on the Kardashain duo? Predictions on what?€™s going to happen next week? Not concerned at all but just want to say hello? ? Tweet it all to me? @iamsamlim

 


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