MObama’s Prom Dress, Nicki Minaj’s Stink Friday and Urban Outfitters’ Lez Kiss Angers Moms

- Noted shit-talker Karl Lagerfeld has been invited to provide commentary on Queen Elizabeth II‘s Diamond Jubilee on French television, all but guaranteeing World War III. [WWD]

- Proving that she’s been shutting shit down for several decades, Michelle Obama‘s prom photo has recently surfaced and we’re talking satin, a thigh-high slit and d?colletage for days. Take a note, trash. Meanwhile, Barack sure looked different back in the day — this must have been before he stopped smoking pot. [Telegraph]

MObamas Prom Dress, Nicki Minajs Stink Friday and Urban Outfitters Lez Kiss Angers Moms

- 161-year-old British label Aquascutum is close to shuttering its doors and laying off its 250 workers after officially going into administration today. [Financial Times]

- Now you too can smell like a stupid hoe. Nicki Minaj is, naturally, coming out with her own fragrance with the same monsters people behind Justin Bieber‘s Someday. [Coco Perez]

- The Huffington Post is among the winners of this year’s Pulitzer Prizes (for national reporting) though no Prizes were given out for fiction…unless you count The Huffington Post. [WWD]

One Million Moms, apparently still licking their wounds over losing out to JCPenneys and its pantusit-wearing lesbian abomination, have set their sights on Urban Outfitters and its catalog which features two girls kissing. Strap yourself in, kids, we’re taking a direct flight to hell. [The Cut]