Kim Kardashian for — Like — Mayor, Crystal Renn’s Blonde Ambition and Dick Clark R.I.P.

- True BroodAnna Paquin and Stephen Moyer are expecting their first child together this fall which hopefully means that little vampire/faerie hybrid won’t interfere with next season’s filming. [People]

- Some nerds with too much time and money on their hands have developed a fragrance that captures the smell of ”an Apple product being opened for the first time.” [Refinery29]

- A virtually unrecognizable Crystal Renn shows off her new blonde tresses on the cover of Sch?n #17. [Fashionista]

Kim Kardashian for    Like    Mayor, Crystal Renns Blonde Ambition and Dick Clark R.I.P.

- Supermodel and noted bitchslapper Jessica White is coming out with an album that will “shock” the world, but she wants you to know that she’s a poet, “first and foremost.”  Look for her new book of poetry also coming out soon, I Know Why the Caged Bird Smizes. [The Cut]

Kim Kardashian wants to run for mayor of Glendale, CA in, “like five years,” which gives residents of Glendale, CA just enough time to get outta dodge. [Radar]

- The rest of TIME‘s 100 Most Influential People in the World list has been released and by the looks of it, the world’s going down a dark path. Or at least a booty-dropping path. [TIME]

- Perennial ball-dropper Dick Clark died this morning of a massive heart attack. He was 82. [ABC]