INDIE NEWSROOM: Equinox Shox…Nick Cannon’s Kidneys/Career Fail Him…The Kardashians Finally (?) Get a Magazine

- Equinox is stirring up some controversy with its latest slutty ad campaign shot by the Helmut Lang of Trash, Terry Richardson. I know what you’re thinking — “duh” — but the controversy stems from the models being too thin, not too skanky. What a twist! [Huffington Post]

INDIE NEWSROOM: Equinox Shox...Nick Cannons Kidneys/Career Fail Him...The Kardashians Finally (?) Get a Magazine

- Queen Elizabeth will give the late Elizabeth Taylor a run for the bodacious bauble money when she puts some of her most important jewels on display in August as part of a celebration honoring the monarch’s 60 years on the throne. [WWD]

- Steven Tyler in a speedo. Proceed at your own risk. [Just Jared]

- Yves Saint Laurent has hired 11 law professors from across the country to lay the legal smackdown on Christian Louboutin and his trademark infringement case. [Telegraph]

- Nicki Minaj‘s line of nail polish for OPI includes such names as “Pink Friday,” “Metallic 4 Life,” “Superbass,” and my personal fave, “Did It on ‘Em.” I don’t know what layaway look like — Bitch, I can’t even spell welfare! [SheFinds]

- Mariah Carey tweeted a picture of her and house-husband Nick Cannon in the hospital after he suffered? ”mild kidney failure.” ? [ABC]

- The Kardashians are starting a magazine about their favorite subject: the Kardashians. As if keeping up with them wasn’t pointless enough. However, their lawsuit against Star magazine? might get in the way. American Media, the company Kim and co. are working with on this egregious ? use of perfectly good trees, owns Star, which accused the First Family of Public Whoring? of using slave labor in sweatshops. [Styleite]

- Whatever you’re doing, stop it right now and go here to birth your very own My Little Pony. Mine’s the baddest pony on the block. [via Refinery 29]

- Multimedia artist Colette Maison Lumiere thinks Lady Gaga, specifically Mother Monster’s Barneys Workshop, copied her work and made a little video to elaborate on it. [The Cut]

- “I think one of the most flattering things I?€™ve ever heard?€”you know, I almost fell out of my chair when someone called to tell me about it?€”Alexis Bittar?€™s PR girl has a tattoo of me on her wrist. It?€™s a very good portrait! I haven?€™t seen it in person, but apparently it looks just like me.” — ? 90-year-old sasstronaut Iris Apfel on the kids thinking she’s cool, or hot or “whatever the expression is.” [Fashionista]