INDIE NEWSROOM: Ebony Tumbles/ Bieber Goes with God/ Brad & Rachel Continue Verbally Scratching Each Other’s Eyes Out

- Ebony‘s gotten into the Tumblr game and they’re digging into their archives where gems like this stunning Diana Ross cover from 1970 are just sitting around waiting to be fawned over. [Ebony Tumblr]

INDIE NEWSROOM: Ebony Tumbles/ Bieber Goes with God/ Brad & Rachel Continue Verbally Scratching Each Others Eyes Out

- “You think gay people love Gaga? You should hear when a Robyn song comes on at a gay bar. Then it is fucking? over.”? Truer words have never been spoken. I’ve burned down several dancefloors to “Dancing On My Own” and have been practicing my backwards roll for “Call Your Girlfriend.” These and other alleged truths, courtesy of “The Secrets Gay Men Don?€™t Want Straight People to Know.” [Gawker]

- Fellow Greendale fans, rejoice! Community is returning after all. However, a fourth season is still up in the air. Because god knows we need more Whitney in our lives. [E!]

- Justin Bieber got a tattoo of his lord and savior Jesus Christ on his calf. Shortly after getting inked, the Biebs downed a 40, smashed it on the sidewalk, hopped in his low-rider and got high in the parking lot of a Taco Bell with his other cholo buds. [Huff Po]

- Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, n?©e Kate Middleton may be having an 80s-themed 30th birthday party. Meaning Will can once again bust out his sweet dance moves to the delight of sassy black girls everywhere. [The Cut]

- Absolutely Fabulous finally returns this Sunday on the BBC. Get excited, Sweetie Dahling. [Vogue]

- Brad Goreski and Rachel Zoe still aren’t on great terms it seems, despite Brad’s olive branch to the Baby Skyler. Zoe made it perfectly clear, via a retweet that has since disappeared (so SUPER perfectly clear) that she wants It’s a Brad, Brad World to fall on its bespectacled face. [WWD]

- In addition to all things crotchless,? American Apparel is now specializing in vintage scarves, including Yves Saint Laurent, Calvin Klein and Kenzo. [Racked]

- And why not shouldn’t AA class it up a bit? According to CEO/repeat sex offender Dov Charney, American’s getting “its groove back.” thanks to a recent influx of ? consumer dollars. [Fashionista]

- Bridesmaids? is snatching up trophies and nominations left and right, and while it seem ripe for a sequel, star and writer Kristen Wiig is not interested. But a sequel might happen, nonetheless, focusing on breakout star Melissa McCarthy‘s brass and ballsy character. Two words of advice: Evan Almighty. [NYT]