Four New Terrible Nicknames for Robert Pattinson

Often quoted mocking Twilight and calling himself a loser, Robert Pattinson’s latest gripe with his celebrity status is about his nickname R-Patz. Luckily for Robert, we have four new nicknames that are far worse.

Instead of R-Patz, Rob could go by Patsy Cake. Because he deserves a nickname as cute as his face.