Dolled Up: Kim Kardashian Steps into Barbie’s Impossibly Small Shoes

On the heels of the announcement that Kim Kardashian and her secondary sisters will be “immortalized” as Barbie dolls, we came up with these possible plastic ? incarnations. May we introduce you to the many (read: three) faces of Barbdashian.

Unlike her real-life counterpart, Barbdashian actually can hold down a 9 to 5. And she’s got the power suit to prove it. Get outta her way, boys, Barb’s ready to smash the glass ceiling — preferably with Kris Humphries‘ head.