Christopher Kane! How Could You Let These Shoes Happen??

This is severely disappointing. Upon horrified sight of this on Saks.com, reactions heard ’round  the FashionIndie office ranged, “Are those Crocs?” “Oh. God. No!” “Chistopher Kane?!” “Did he collab with Aerosoles or something?” I personally got surges of orthopedic, walker-bound, going to play bridge at the senior home, fused with those sandals you wore to the water park as a child, mixed with 90s dyed-to-match Bat Mitzvah shoes. C’mon, Chris, you can do better than that. Now just guess how much they go for. 

Christopher Kane! How Could You Let These Shoes Happen??

The Christopher Kane shoes that Saks proclaims obsession with range from $570-$655! Unacceptable.

What does Saks say about them? “Flat. Cushioned. Comfortable.” All correct, I’m sure. “The Great Scot’s High-Fashion” wrong “answer to the heel is here.” That’s one wise-ass answer. “Call us surprised. And obsessed.” Surprised, indeed.

Where are you Solestruck? Can you help us rid the world of these ugly shoes?!

Now. [Deep breath] Enough of my beat-around-the-bush opinions. Would you wear ‘em?


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