Brangelina Tying the Knot, Gaultier Designing for Madonna’s World Tour and M.I.A.’s TV Gig

- Fran Drescher is an ordained minister and has taken to marrying gay and lesbian couples, which the Nanny explains thusly: “Well, you know I’d already married a gay man, so now I might as well marry a few gay men.” And that’s what we call shtick, kids. [NYT]

- Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt of legendary celebrity couple Brangelina are reportedly engaged, since Angie has been spotted sporting one hell of a rock on her ladyfinger that Brad allegedly designed. Since they’ve repeatedly said they wouldn’t get married till everyone — gay and straight — had the right to, here’s hoping Fran Drescher performs the duties for these two queens. [Fashionista]

Brangelina Tying the Knot, Gaultier Designing for Madonnas World Tour and M.I.A.s TV Gig

- Families are spending between $1000 to $2000 on prom this year, which is a lot of money to look like a cheap slut and get knocked up in the back of a Chevy Camaro. [USA Today]

- Jean Paul Gaultier and Madonna have reunited for the pop tart’s upcoming world tour, meaning we can only hope for conical bras, absurdly high ponytails and the return of Madge’s blond ambition, all relics of the early 90s. [Grazia]

- The Arrested Development movie is slated to start shooting this summer while the miniseries will premiere on Netflix in the first half of 2013, thus righting everything in the world. [The Cut]

M.I.A., noted bird-flipper and giver of not-a-fuck, has written the theme song for a new talk show hosted by Julian Assange, i.e. the guy behind Wikileaks. Which makes perfect sense when you think about it since M.I.A. released the brilliantly punny mixtape Vicki Leekx last year. [Paper]