Ashton Kutcher’s a Racist, China Shells Out Millions for Fake UGGs and Cameron Diaz’s Hair Tears

Jennifer Lopez is employing Zuhair Murad to design her summer tour costumes and employing Chris Judd Casper Smart as choreographer.  [People]

- Seems like brownface doesn’t really fly these days. One of Ashton Kutcher‘s Popchips ads, in which he plays an Indian man, was deemed racist by people with eyes and ears and subsequently taken down. No word if the NAAKL, the National Association for the Advancement of Karl Lagerfeld, plans on any legal action. [NY Post]

Ashton Kutchers a Racist, China Shells Out Millions for Fake UGGs and Cameron Diazs Hair Tears

- Nicholas Kirkwood wants the Duchess of Cambridge to step up her shoe game. Ah, if only one day Kate Middleton hoofed it in a sky-high tranny heel, the world would be a much better place. Or at least a much more fierce place. [Grazia]

Cameron Diaz says she burst into tears following her super short (and super unflattering) haircut. But honestly, who didn’t? [Us]

- The makers of UGGs are getting $686 million from 3000 Chinese websites accused of selling counterfeit boots. Was it really worth it China? [Huff Po]

- Courtney Love lost the publicity rights to Kurt Cobain‘s name, likeness and appearance some time in 2010 in exchange for a loan from daughter Frances Bean‘s trust. Stories like this are really what Mother’s Day is all about. [Vulture]