$2000 On A High School Prom? Here’s How We’d Spend It!

Families are spending between $1000 to $2000 on prom this year, which is a lot of money to look like a cheap slut and get knocked up in the back of a Chevy Camaro. 

When I went to prom, we piled 18 people in the back of a limo, my date slapped an overdyed carnation on my wrist, and I bought my dress at the mall (accessorized a la Claire’s). In other words, it was not a classy affair.  But since the moms and sugar dads of Generation T (Toddlers & Tiaras) have been shelling out big bucks for their daughters, we’ve rounded up a few of our favorite over the top prom products to make your day all the more special.


The Pink Stretch Hummer Limo
How can you resist? You’ll need enough room for the guys, the girls, the dresses, and if you’re in New Jersey, their hair.  Pink Limo Party