12 Days of Christmas: 11 Posing Pippas

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 11 posing Pippas. As we continue to obsess over Pippa Middleton, we give you a little bit of royal sister eye candy to rev your engine on this Christmas Eve.

12 Days of Christmas: 11 Posing Pippas

 

On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, 10 lovely laces. If you’re looking to channel classic holiday dressing this season, let this delicate fabric be your guide.

12 Days of Christmas: 11 Posing Pippas

Click to buy these 10 lacy pieces here.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, NINE TRANNIES DANCING. Because my true love is my own drunken reflection. And if there’s one thing both of us love, it’s hot shirtless Ukrainian gays dancing in high heels. Enter Kazaky, and sure there are only techincally four of them, but give me a break — my true love made plans for us tonight.

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, EIGHT MODELS LEAPING. The editorial jump is possibly more famous than the models doing the jumping. Either way, give me a leap and face at the top, that’s the greatest gift of all. Just ask our resident model maestro, top and center,? Miss Lester Fabian Brathwaite.12 Days of Christmas: 11 Posing Pippas

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me,? SEVEN SUPERS STRUTTIN’. Take time this holiday season to perfect your runway walk courtesy of these seven swans swimming down the catwalk:? Gisele,? Karlie Kloss,? Lara Stone,? Kate Moss,? Natalia Vodianova,? Chanel Iman? and the ultimate strutter, and a? Swan? in her own right,? Naomi Campbell.

12 Days of Christmas: 11 Posing Pippas

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, SIX GEESE A-LAYERING. Stay warm and on trend with these six stylish goosedown coats that won’t make you look like a turkey as you dash through the snow.

Six Geese A-Layering

 


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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, FIVE GOLDEN RINGS. It’s about time the 12 days of Christmas called for a little bling bling, and now you have an option for every finger on your hand.

12 Days of Christmas: 11 Posing Pippas

Clockwise from top left:

House of Harlow? 1960? $75

Wendy Mink, $182

Alexander McQueen, $415

Pintaldi Maurizio, $11,660

Robindira Unsworth, $225

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me FOUR STYLISH BIRDS. Whether you want to wear an owl around your neck or prefer to drink scotch from bluebird tumblers, this day the spotlight shines on our feathered friends.

12 Days of Christmas: 11 Posing Pippas

All photos from Etsy.

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, THREE FRENCH MANICURES, the cutest ones we’ve seen! Whether your taste is classic with a twist, va-va boom red and gold or adorable handlebar mustaches, your fingers will sing out with joy on this third day of Christmas.

12 Days of Christmas: 11 Posing Pippas

On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love gave to me,? TWO TURTLENECKS!? Why instead of turtle doves? Well these knits are always classic and coincidentally very on trend for this season.

12 Days of Christmas: 11 Posing Pippas

You can get both of these beauties from Barney’s. The Jil Sander tunic for $589 and the Ralph Lauren sweater for $349.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a? A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR WEAVE.? What’s better than a really, REALLY good weave? Nothing compares to throwing your hair into a nude hosiery skull cap and pulling a shiny, new wig onto your head. It truly is the gift that continues to give all throughout the year. For that special someone who has a weave for every color of the rainbow, this gigantic bouffant is sure to tickle her fancy. Lana Guerra of? Crude Things designed it with nesting birds and other forms of wildlife, just like in the olden days. Channel her inner Marie Antoinette and say “happy holidays” with? A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR WEAVE.

12 Days of Christmas: 11 Posing Pippas

Get one custom made for the custom paid price of $600 at Etsy.com.


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